dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I don't deserve a penis
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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