whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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