You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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