He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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