dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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