Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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