Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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