This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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