This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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