Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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