I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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