everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
The feeling are messing with the penis
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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