Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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