butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
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So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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