Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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