I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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