My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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