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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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