You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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