ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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