my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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