she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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