My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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