Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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