I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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