I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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