the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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