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I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
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...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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