dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
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