Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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