I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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