That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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