The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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