Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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