How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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