I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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