While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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