It's like a parade of train wrecks.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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