I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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