you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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