Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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