i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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