how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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