I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
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You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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