we're chasing vodka with high fives
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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