i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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