i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
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i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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