my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize