Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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