I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
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Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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