You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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